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Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings, a silly song. We join Larry as he follows the tragic saga of Barbara Manatee in the day time drama, Endangered Love.

Larry: Barbara Manatee.

Backup Singers: Manatee, Manatee.

Larry: You are the one for me.

Backup Singers: One for me, one for me.

Larry: Sent from up above.

Backup Singers: Up above, up above.

Larry: You are the one I love.

Backup Singers: Barbara, oh Barbara.

Bill: Please don't cry Barbara. You're a nice manatee. You've been so good to me. But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all, and you can't come because you don't speak French. Au revoir!

Barbara Manatee: But if you leave, Bill. Who will take me to the ball? Who's going to take me to the ball, Bill? I have a new dress and shoes, and new manatee lipstick! Who will take me to the ball?

Larry: (Jumps off couch) I'll take you to the ball, Barbara Manatee!

Barbara Manatee: Please don't go.

Bill: I must.

Barbara Manatee: Don't go.

Bill: I must.

Barbara Manatee: Don't.

Bill: Must!

Barbara Manatee: Don't, don't!

Bill: Must, must!

Larry: Barbara Manatee.

Backup Singers: Manatee, Manatee.

Larry: You are the one for me.

Backup Singers: One for me, one for me.

Larry: Sent from up above.

Backup Singers: Manatee from heaven.

Larry: You are the one I love.

(Larry dances the tango with his stuffed Barbara Manatee)

Larry: Barbara Manatee.

Backup Singers: Manatee, Manatee.

Larry: I'll be your mon ami.

Backup Singers: Mon ami, mon ami.

Larry: I'll take you to the ball.

Backup Singers: To the ball, to the ball.

Larry: I hope you're not too tall.

Backup Singers: You might have trouble dancing.

Barbara Manatee: Bill, I've learned French.

Bill: You have?

Barbara Manatee: Mais oui, je suis manatee. See?

Bill: Oui, oui, mon amie. I always knew you could. I really hoped you would. Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?

Barbara Manatee: Yes. But first, Bill. Will you take me to the ball? Oh, Bill. Will you take me to the ball?

Bill: I can't dance.

Barbara Manatee: You can't?

Bill: No.

Barbara Manatee: I must go!

Bill: Please don't go.

Barbara Manatee: I must.

Bill: Don't go.

Barbara Manatee: I must.

Bill: Don't.

Barbara Manatee: Must!

Bill: Don't, don't!

Barbara Manatee: Must, must!

Larry: Barbara Manatee.

Backup Singers: Manatee, Manatee.

Larry: You are the one-

(Larry is interrupted by Bob opening the door.)

Bob: Larry, what are you doing?

Larry: Just, watching a little TV, Bob.

Bob: Well, maybe you should read a book.

Larry: Yeah. Okay.

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Bill say:

Bill: Barbara! I’ve learned to dance!

Barbara: Oh, Bill.

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