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Salezmunz Rap is the song in which the three scallion salesmen list all the things that can be bought at Stuff Mart. This song is from the episode Madame Blueberry (episode).

Lyrics

Scallions 2&3: Check it out! Check it out!

Scallion 1: If you want a big hat.

Scallions 2&3: We got that!

Scallion 1: If you need a tube of glue?

Scallions 2&3: We got that too!

Scallion 1: A twenty gallon wok?

Scallions 2&3: They're in stock!

And if you need refrigerators to keep extra mashed potaters

Or a giant air compressor to blow fruit flies off your dresser

Or a dehydrated strudel or a nose-ring for your poodle

Or a five pound can of tuna and some flippers to go scuba

Scuba scuba scuba-doobee-dooba, here we go scuba, come on!


Scallion 1: If you need a rubber hose

Scallions 2&3: We got those!

Scallion 1: A rhododendron tree

Scallions 2&3: We got three!

Scallion 1: A wrap around deck?

Scallions 2&3: Gotta check...

But if you need a window scraper and a gross of toilet paper

Or a ratchet set and pliers and surround sound amplifiers,

And a solar turkey chopper or a padded gopher bopper,

Flannel shirts for looking grungy and some rope for going bungee!

Bungee bungee bungee-wungee-fungee here we go bungee, come on!

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