LyricsNarrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. So without further ado, Silly Songs with Larry.
(Larry comes in wearing an oversized cowboy hat)
Larry: The Water Buffalo Song!
Larry: Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast, but mine is slow.
Oh where'd we get them, I don't know,
but everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I took my buffalo to the store. (saloon door comes in)
Got his head stuck in the door. (puts head in saloon door)
Spilled some lima beans on the floor.
Oh, everybody's got a...
(Archibald comes in)
Archibald: Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing!?! You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo?" "Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!
Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say:
(Larry pops in)
Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
Yours is pink, but mine is blue.
Hers was small but...
(Archibald rushes in)
Archibald: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs over Larry)