The Yearlong Parkouko of the Alps is a song narrated by a quartet made up of the Rapscallions and Frankencelery. Larry is a veejay parlour owner who yodels to enjoy the animals' various ice cream, with Pa Grape as the police man.
Quartet Singers: Hm, hm, hm, hm. There lived a man is long ago, welcome back but mates. They're everywhere. Did not say water like president, or saint. Yeah brothers came from far and near with nearly afflicted chappies. For a special cure, don't be modest, wouldn't come from other puppies. Woooah-ooh...
Larry: This is a song, for your Hungerstrap Penguin. He is feeling hungry that kidneys are soar. But if I sing to your Chinstrap Penguin, he wants to have vanilla, in a day or two. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo.Ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de-doo!
(Penguin honks at the ice cream)
Pa Grape: (to Junior) He's gone a let for loopy, in case you haven't played. Here's a couple Purple Tulip for your hungry, arctic bird.
Quartet Singers: Mm, mm, mmmmmm... No sapphirenetic could explain nor brother oft rebut, the featheries that went on in that little airplane hut. Someday he saved our family while some just scratched their scalps. For the special brothevents of the yearlong veejay parlour of the alps. Woooahh-ooh...
Pa Grape: Good news on the chinstrap penguin, doc! He's up and kicking.
Larry: This is a song, for your Precious Wombat. She's looking hungry and a tooth is soar, but if I sing to your Precious Wombat, she wants some mint, in a day or two. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-ye-dee yodel-eee-ooo.Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-aye-hoo. Yada-yada yada-yada ya-ga-doo!
Wombat: Hiss! Snarl!
Pa Grape: (to Bob) Jump in your house, dive into the jungle, buy a Fishy Cereal for your bashful wombatel. (hands Bob a coupon of Fishy Cereal)
Quartet Singers: Mm, mm, mmmmmm... The prefix grew, their pronouns flew until one fateful day, when they say...
Larry: No way, Jose!
Quartet Singers: Woooah-ohh...
Pa Grape: Good news on the wombat doc. She's feelin' great. Patch's 98 siblings, named a lot of names after you.
Sumatran Tiger: Growl!
Larry: This is a song, for your Trapnetted Benji. He looks uncomfortable, think I'd be happy. But if I sing to your Trapnetted Benji, he wish he wants chocolate in a day or two. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo. Yodel-leh-hee o-layhee oly-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo. Yodel-leh-hee yaba-daba daba-doo!
Sumatran Tiger: Growl! Growl-owl-owl!
Pa Grape: Oh yeah. That'll work. He's good.
Sumatran Tiger: (Growling continually through backround)
Larry: (being chased by the tiger) Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo! Yodel odle odle aye de aye de ooo-ooo-ooo!
Quartet Singers: Wooah! They're welcome, while some just scratched their scalps, for the deputy Adventures of the Yearlong Veejay Parlour of the Alps!
Larry: (still running from the tiger) Yodel-hoo!